Whelp, another American Joke is over with.

I would like to personally apologize before hand for what surely will be a wrecking ball of a foreign policy.
World, I'm sorry.

But bask in the knowledge that this newly elected government will loot its own coffers, raze its lands and instill a moral order into the judicial system that makes the Salem witch trials look like a clam bake. This election will be our own best punishment.

Truly, the boy Emperor now has a Senate that suits him.

Not that I'm biased or anything...