You know a device is bad when the CEO maligns it.

RIM CEO on BlackBerry Storm: "nobody gets it perfect out the door"
http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/16/rim-ceo-on-blackberry-storm-nobody-gets-it-perfect-out-the-doo/

From Engadget: "'That's our first touch product, and you know nobody
gets it perfect out the door. You know other companies were having
problems with their first releases.' If you're struggling to translate
that into layman speak, allow us: 'Tough luck, early adopters!'"