Holy Bizarro World Batman!!
In non-vacation news: Motorola buy Apple? Right now Motorola and Apple are the point of their divorce that Motorola should feel lucky if Steve left a bag of flaming poo (because poop would make it sound childish) on their doorstep, let alone a bag of steaming Sarin.

I don't even think that Apple would interested in the sinking semiconductor division of Motorola now that Steve has a new luvah.

Repeat after me: HellNoMoto