Pardon me while I try to stop gut-laughing
Microsoft has decided that 2007-08 is a bit too long for another workstation release. So they decided to release an upgrade (read: unified bugfix/security patch that we'll have to pay for) of XP... and they gave it a cheesy Matrix title. Frankly, they should be a little more honest and call it "Windows XP Millennium Edition".
Longhorn is delayed; interm XP release planned
"Calling it an interim release is overstating the current plan," Sullivan said. "We are exploring ways to add value to Windows XP."
Translation:
"Our ambitions with Longhorn are overreaching and running into resistance. They're affecting the bottom line for FY '05-'06," Sullivan said. "We're desperate to dazzle the (L)users to keep them from switching to Linux or OS X which are whizzing on us like spry, little puppies."
"However, Directions on Microsoft analyst Rob Helm said that any new version of Windows is likely to slow Longhorn's arrival."
Translation:
"This steer is officially beef."
